I often get very witty one liners from kids as they get on or off the bus. I've decided to document these and turn them into a recurring blog feature.
The last stop of the day had a brother and sister pair getting off the bus. Both kids annoy each other and the sister always seems to try to have the last word just to annoy the brother. The sister had gotten off the bus first and raced ahead of the brother to tell their parents what he had done.
The brother wanders up the aisle and suddenly stopped and looked at me and asked:
Brother: Ms. Bus Driver? Have they invented the human muzzle yet?
Me: Uhm, actually I'm not sure. Why? So you can put it on your sister?
Brother: Yeah! When I get older, I'm going to invent the human muzzle and she'll be the FIRST to try it!
The Bus Driver